1. So, how are you spending this weekend?
Few pints in the local, you know yourself.
I'll probably spend it with the family, I've been working all week.
2. Pick something to wear to your best friend's hen or stag do
3. You're at a festival, pick a band to go see
4. Which car most resembles your own?
5. Oh God like HOW hungover were you last weekend?
I was alright actually.
Enough to put me off drinking this weekend.
Ah, I got over it.
I was in a heap. Absolute rag order. The head on me.
6. You're approaching the road to cross it. What do you do?
Wait for the little green man.
Leg it across when the coast is clear.
7. How do you react to this sign?
Take a selfie eating and drinking beside it.
Ensure I abide by the rule it is communicating.
I wouldn't really notice it.
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You're an absolute mad yoke
Go on outta that you mad yoke! Whether it's drinking coffee before bedtime or staying out past the last bus, you just can't be tamed.
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You're deadly craic
You're some craic when you get going. You're not a complete mad yoke but you'd be up for a shot on a school night.
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You're the banter police
You're too sensible to be a mad yoke but you sometimes leave the office ten minutes early on a Friday if all your work is done. Wowza.
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You're an absolute dry shite
Why do you hate fun? What did fun ever do to you? You're the person who interrupts a joke to explain why it isn't funny. People in public don't want to deck you though, so that's a plus.
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