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What Percent Scaldy Are You?

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8.15pm, 23 Apr 2016
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First things first, do you make your bed every morning?
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Yes, without fail.
If I have the time.

Only if I think there's a chance I might score somebody.
Never.
What is your hangover cure of choice?
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A walk and lots of water!
Pizza and something fizzy.

A spice bag.
More pints.
You're gasping for a mineral. Which do you choose?
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Club Orange
San Pellegrino

Diet Coke
Lucozade
What are your opinions on drinking the end of someone else's drink/can?
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REPREHENSIBLE. NOT ON AT ALL.
Depends on how much is left...

If nobody's looking...
Have you ever ended up in an early house?
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Never.
Just the once, but I swear it was just for the story.

Perhaps I have a few times.
Which of these would you be most likely to try?
Pasta and gravy
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Noodles and ketchup.

Tesco
Curried coleslaw.
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Wedges served in white bread
How long is it acceptable to wear a festival wristband?
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One day after the festival has ended MAX.
A week or so. Sentimental memories and all that.

As long as you can keep it dry in the shower!
And finally... which of the following scaldy crimes have you committed?
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Eating your dinner in your room... and leaving the plate there.
Using something that wasn't an ashtray as an ashtray.

Robbing a pint.
Trying on a top in a shop and leaving bronzer/fake tan stains on it.
Answer all the questions to see your result!
You scored out of !
You are 0% scaldy!
You've never stepped foot in an early house and you're far too sound to rob another person's drink. Well done you.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You are 34% scaldy!
Sure you might secretly enjoy the scent of fake tan and drown wedges in Unidentified Brown Sauce, but your bouts of scaldiness are rare enough.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You are 50% scaldy!
Ooh, you're a bit of a scaldmeister, aren't you? You'd want to watch yourself or next thing you know, you'll be having Koka Noodles and slices of Easi Singles for dinner.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You are 78% scaldy!
You used to rob toilet paper from college and you're still wearing your EP wristband. Get it together.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You are 100% scaldy!
Woah, we didn't realise we were dealing with Your Royal Scaldiness. You're scaldy and unashamed. Fair play.
Share your result:

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