How to fall in love, according to two eight-year-old girls

Useful.

TWO EIGHT-YEAR-olds wrote these instructions on how to fall in love.

They’re pretty much right on the money.

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The note was tweeted by Ted Scheinman, who explains that it was written by two of his sister’s second-grade students.

Here are the instructions in full:

First you stare at the person
You get close to each other
You ask for a date
You go in bed and do sex
When you kiss you suck and lick
Get nacked in bed and do more sex
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Go dance and put your noses together
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Then kiss forever
Take a shower together and kiss
Give each other rings
Go to the pool together

Perfect.

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How to fall in love, according to two eight-year-old girls

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