THIS IS A real book.
And it’s been officially named the oddest book title of 2014.
How To Poo On A Date: The lovers’ guide to toilet etiquette was yesterday named the winner of the Diagram Prize for Oddest Book Title Of The Year.
So how DO you poo on a date? Well, we haven’t read the book so we don’t know. But apparently it contains advice on everything
from feeling the call of nature as you walk in the woods with your paramour to what to do if you block her toilet with a monster mud-out.
It beat off tough competition from the rest of the shortlist, which were:
- Are Trout South African?
- The Origin of Faeces
- Working Class Cats: The Bodega Cats of New York City
- Pie-ography: Where Pie Meets Biography
- How To Pray When You’re Pissed At God
Anyone with advice on how to poo on a date, please leave it in the comments. For all of our sakes.
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