WE ALL KNOW that Andrew Hozier Byrne is an incredibly gifted musician. But did you also know that he has one of the most wholesome Twitter accounts in the land?
As we eagerly await his second album here are 14 tweets which prove that Hozier is just a sound and funny man.
1. He’s not quite sure how to slide into our DMs.
Am i doing it right? Why...why would you even want this...
— Hozier (@Hozier) September 16, 2017
This world pic.twitter.com/a4slBeXyuo
We’re here for it though.
2. He just really loves the moon.
No photo I can take will do it justice but have a look at that moon, Ireland.
— Hozier (@Hozier) October 5, 2017
It really fits with his image as King of the Forest in fairness.
3. And the sea
jump yourself. into that flipping sea. before the summer leaves us.
— Hozier (@Hozier) August 7, 2017
I feel like if Hozier was my personal trainer I might actually go to the gym given how bloody enthusiastic is.
4. He seems to have everyone under his spell.
I will use these powers, for evil pic.twitter.com/kfkiyt13sE
— Hozier (@Hozier) September 23, 2017
Who here WOULDN’T give Hozier their dungarees?
5. He can appreciate our wildlife in a unique way.
This robin is such brazen little git.
— Hozier (@Hozier) December 23, 2017
"Watch this lads, I prance about outside this chap's window and he just comes out and DROPS SEED ON THE GROUND"
He's not wrong tho
‘Brazen little git’ is an insult that is not used enough in my opinion.
6. He’s very good at throwing the odd bit of shade.
Christ, that awful feeling again! When you can't help but feel you might've been a little further along, the vision made more real and given life and, heck, the very song of the heart better heard had you just spent that BIT more time sneering at people on twitter
— Hozier (@Hozier) November 24, 2017
I want to send this to every troll who has ever wandered into my mentions uninvited.
7. Even if that shade can be incredibly convoluted.
1/ announce that only detractors can design headstone, albeit at their expense
— Hozier (@Hozier) September 1, 2017
2/ die
3/ leap out from behind costly grave, alive
4/ repeat
*Goes to build headstone immediately.*
8. He knows the struggle of Leaving Cert Irish.
Ireland, how many times have the words "Oíche Shamhna a bhí ann" kicked off a homework essay. Far more than any other festival. Spook on 👻🔥🎃
— Hozier (@Hozier) October 31, 2017
All we need after that sentence is ‘go tobann’ and we’ve got a C1 essay on our hands lads.
9. And that household objects tend to have a mind of their own.
Anyone else's household scissors seem to have a questionable relationship with existing in this realm? In and out as it pleases
— Hozier (@Hozier) July 20, 2017
Everyone’s scissors seem to have a mind of their own.
10. He does turn those oddities into the nicest sentiments though.
Oh yeah things are shitty all over but that lingering 20 year knowledge of your old childhood friend's land-line number can only be credited to love's enduring nature
— Hozier (@Hozier) January 25, 2018
11. Or just make you wonder what he’s found out.
When youre in a hotel do you ever rub a pencil over the notepad to see what the last occupier wrote? You definitely shouldnt, its weird dont
— Hozier (@Hozier) September 4, 2017
WHAT WAS ON THE PAD HOZIER?
12. He knows exactly what late night tweeting is all about.
computer: are you sure you want to submit current sentiment to "Tunnel of Sneers"?
— Hozier (@Hozier) January 6, 2018
me: yes don't you dare ask me again
This is the late night content that we all need in our lives.
13. And he’s not shy about supporting women everywhere.
St. Brigid is smashing it today. Outrageous results
— Hozier (@Hozier) February 1, 2018
14. In any way he can.
Want to encourage anybody abroad, especially young lads in my generation to do their utmost to get home to Ireland in May and show up for the future of reproductive rights for women and girls in Ireland. #together4yes https://t.co/bRPP7PXt6j
— Hozier (@Hozier) March 24, 2018
We love you Hozier.
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