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11 Ash Wednesday chat-up lines guaranteed to make you cringe

#AshWednesdayChatupLines at your SERVICE.
Mar 5th 2014, 1:06 PM 33,453 42

HAPPY ASH WEDNESDAY. Now that all the pancakes are gone and the vices are given up, all that’s left to do is get your ashes…

You’re not? You’re missing out on a world of romance. Check out these #AshWednesdayPickupLines gems to use over chit-chat by the water font.

Smooooth.

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ash9 Source: Shutterstock

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We’re done. Not just with this, but the world

gross

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