FACEBOOK WENT DOWN for about ten minutes this evening and no one could even begin to handle it.
But what if we lost Facebook forever? IMAGINE THE PROBLEMS.
1. You would never remember your mates’ birthdays
Don’t be a martyr, you’ve remembered most birthdays by seeing others post on their wall. It’s just WHO YOU ARE NOW!
2. You wouldn’t have a clue what that girl-you-once-shifted-in-a-club-at-3am’s baby looks like
Imagine that? It would almost be kinda odd.
Not to mention the engagement ring your ex gave his new girlfriend. Shoddy.
3. You’d get caught rapid a lot lot less
Get tagged in photos when you’re supposed to be sick in bed? Get checked into the local on a Thursday night ahead of your Friday sickie? Gosh darnit.
4. You’d probably be about a thousand percent more productive
But honestly, fb > productivity.
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5. You would probably have a much better relationship with your rude aunt
I’ll never forget what you said to me on Facebook.
– Your aunt at Christmas
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6. Think of all the world problems that wouldn’t be solved with likes and shares
7. How would you feel bad about watching all the events you said you’d attend come and go?
8. Face it. You would literally slide off the edge of the earth into irrelevancy
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Thank God it’s back, eh?
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