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Friday 15 November, 2024
Friday 15 November, 2024
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12 indulgences you could only get away with on International Chocolate Day
IT’S INTERNATIONAL CHOCOLATE day. Time to get chocolate wasted.
You can’t do these on an average day without drowing in guilt (and chocolate), but today, throw all caution to the wind.
1. Go on, eat Nutella from the jar
It’s only about 4,000 calories, so finish off the whole thing.
Take this guy’s lead.
2. Add a little chocolate to your coffee
‘A little’.
Or find ways to work it into your tea consumption.
3. Just have some chocolate for breakfast
MMMM, BACON.
If you’re watching your cholesterol, pour it over your cereal instead of milk.
4. Drench healthy snacks in chocolate
There’s no time for fruit today.
5. Hell, just have a chocolate dinner too
Bake it.
Or fast food it.
6. Gratuitously pour melty chocolate on things
Every, thing.
7. Use maths to magically make more chocolate
Any other day it would just seem an excessive waste of time and borderline desperate.
8. Make your furniture chocolate
OK you’re pushing it now, but we’re still on board.
9. Paint with chocolate
Paring a pencil has never been so delicious.
10. Eat it in whatever way you want
Today, silly rules and ‘conventions’ don’t apply.
11. Supersize it
Regular Kinder Eggs are for regular days.
Last Rolo? Make it last.
12. Drink a chocolate beer to unwind
Just plain notiony any other time. But today, anything goes.
What a time to be alive.
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