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9 major problems the iPhone 5 will solve, according to Twitter

Your worries are over. At least, that’s what these people think.
11.54am, 5 Sep 2012
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OMIGOD. Omigodomigodomigod. The new iPhone is finally on its way, launching next Wednesday after months of speculation.

It’s thought that the new model will be slimmer, with a larger screen and more powerful processor.

And according to a number of people on Twitter, it will also solve all these problems:

9 major problems the iPhone 5 will solve, according to Twitter
1 / 9

  • 1. Singledom

  • 2. Having To Make Coffee

  • 3. Low Self Esteem

  • 4. Singledom (Glass Half Full Edition)

  • 5. Lack Of Fire In Pockets

  • 6. Cheating Other Half

  • 7. Insufficient Sexual Encounters with Owners of Lesser iPhones, Or Something

  • 8. Don't Know What This Means, But It Sounds Totally Wise

  • 9. Conflict In The Middle East

Read: iPhone 5 set to be launched next Wednesday>

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