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Alison Spittle asked people to share the most blasphemous thing they've done and the responses are gold

Featuring a man who actually sued the pope.

COMEDIAN ALISON SPITTLE recently started a simple thread on Twitter, asking one simple question:

What’s the most blasphemous thing you’ve ever done?

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If you don’t know the lyrics to Eminem’s song Kim, you’re lucky. It’s not worth looking up and it’s most definitely not mass material. Aside from Alison’s anecdote about this boy from her village whose parents, there have been some pretty funny responses.

1. TV producer Maïa Dunphy shared a suggestion she made in her own parish

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This led to a brief discussion about potential snacks that could be made using the body of Christ.

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2. Sure, you’ve probably blasphemed. But have you ever blasphemed on Colm O’Gorman’s level?

PastedImage-94982 Colm O'Gorman / Twitter Colm O'Gorman / Twitter / Twitter

We have a clear winner already. It’s extremely unlikely that there’s going to be a respondent who has done anything more blasphemous than sue a pope.

3. Unlikely that he went seeking out a priests grave for this, but still pretty bad

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4. Some priests have an unreasonable obsession with not allowing individuals to control the music played at a family members funeral

PastedImage-5503 EmerTheScreamer / Twitter EmerTheScreamer / Twitter / Twitter

5. Keep this up. Don’t let them ruin funerals.

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6. Lots of people get petty with the church on Good Friday

PastedImage-24752 Ciaran O'Rourke / Twitter Ciaran O'Rourke / Twitter / Twitter

7. But this woman took it to another level

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 8. This t shirt sounds like it would be a sin to wear anywhere, let alone in a church

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9. Have you ever made a priest quit?

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10. Maybe the little sister here is evil

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11. But she could not be any more evil than this child

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12. This one was not an accident

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13. You should probably think twice before drinking that

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14. Fair question

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15. Unfortunately Kevin, yes

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16. He looks fed up of standing over that cooker all day

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17. Nice one, father

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18. How is a child meant to know they’re not supposed to say things like this when they’re completely true

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19. Nobody thinks before dressing themselves for mass

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20. Or even when they’re buying clothes apparently

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21. This probably goes down in a lot of Irish houses during the holiday season

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22. Realistically, probably smelled a lot better than the incense

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