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Alison Spittle asked people to share the most blasphemous thing they've done and the responses are gold
COMEDIAN ALISON SPITTLE recently started a simple thread on Twitter, asking one simple question:
What’s the most blasphemous thing you’ve ever done?
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If you don’t know the lyrics to Eminem’s song Kim, you’re lucky. It’s not worth looking up and it’s most definitely not mass material. Aside from Alison’s anecdote about this boy from her village whose parents, there have been some pretty funny responses.
1. TV producer Maïa Dunphy shared a suggestion she made in her own parish
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This led to a brief discussion about potential snacks that could be made using the body of Christ.
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2. Sure, you’ve probably blasphemed. But have you ever blasphemed on Colm O’Gorman’s level?
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We have a clear winner already. It’s extremely unlikely that there’s going to be a respondent who has done anything more blasphemous than sue a pope.
3. Unlikely that he went seeking out a priests grave for this, but still pretty bad
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4. Some priests have an unreasonable obsession with not allowing individuals to control the music played at a family members funeral
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5. Keep this up. Don’t let them ruin funerals.
Ciara / Twitter Ciara / Twitter / Twitter
6. Lots of people get petty with the church on Good Friday
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7. But this woman took it to another level
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8. This t shirt sounds like it would be a sin to wear anywhere, let alone in a church
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9. Have you ever made a priest quit?
Shane / Twitter Shane / Twitter / Twitter
10. Maybe the little sister here is evil
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11. But she could not be any more evil than this child
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12. This one was not an accident
Darragh Mc Donagh / Twitter Darragh Mc Donagh / Twitter / Twitter
13. You should probably think twice before drinking that
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14. Fair question
Laura Madigan / Twitter Laura Madigan / Twitter / Twitter
15. Unfortunately Kevin, yes
Kevin Handy / Twitter Kevin Handy / Twitter / Twitter
16. He looks fed up of standing over that cooker all day
Justine Stafford / Twitter Justine Stafford / Twitter / Twitter
17. Nice one, father
Katie Whelan / Twitter Katie Whelan / Twitter / Twitter
18. How is a child meant to know they’re not supposed to say things like this when they’re completely true
Seriously Hilary / Twitter Seriously Hilary / Twitter / Twitter
19. Nobody thinks before dressing themselves for mass
Sharron Lynskey / Twitter Sharron Lynskey / Twitter / Twitter
20. Or even when they’re buying clothes apparently
Cormac Dowling / Twitter Cormac Dowling / Twitter / Twitter
21. This probably goes down in a lot of Irish houses during the holiday season
Sneaky Dogfriend / Twitter Sneaky Dogfriend / Twitter / Twitter
22. Realistically, probably smelled a lot better than the incense
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