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15 Irish headlines that SHOULD have been Waterford Whispers (but weren't)
TRULY, IRELAND IS a wonderful place. So wonderful, it’s sometimes more or less impossible to satirise.
1. On crime
Irish Times Irish Times
““Was the bacon and cabbage to be given before or after the grass cutting?” Judge James O’Connor enquired.”
2. On hygiene
Connacht Tribune Connacht Tribune
Noel Grealish was literally worried that Irish women would become smelly. “The day of the young woman spending 20 minutes under a shower before she goes out on a Saturday night will certainly become a thing of the past,” he told the paper.
3. On prison riots
TheJournal.ie TheJournal.ie
4. On fashion
Dundalk Democrat Dundalk Democrat
“Much like any normal day…”
5. On parenting
U Magazine U Magazine
The question on every Irish person’s lips.
6. On the clergy
TheJournal.ie TheJournal.ie
I know that feel bro.
7. On sport
RSVP RSVP
8. On the judicial system
9. On policing
@prayforpatrick @prayforpatrick
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
10. On public services
Irish Examiner Irish Examiner
“Is yours the house with the dead flowers in the windowbox” – Irish Water
11. On climate
12. On the fragility of human consciousness
Dundalk Democrat Dundalk Democrat
13. On innocence
Imgur Imgur
14. On sex education
Irish Independent Irish Independent
15. And on mortality
Imgur Imgur
HIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Thank you Ireland, and goodnight!
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