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Which Irish Insult Describes You Perfectly?

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6.00pm, 6 May 2017
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1. What month were you born in?
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January
February

March
April

May
June

July
August

September
October

November
December
2. Pick a cake.
Cheesecake
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Madeira cake

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Chocolate cake
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Sponge cake

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Carrot cake
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Swiss roll
3. And finally, pick an Irish fashion staple.
O'Neills
Dubarrys

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GAA jersey
A nice Savida dress
Answer all the questions to see your result!
You scored out of !
You're a gormless little flute
You are though. It radiates from you.
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You scored out of !
You're a thick-headed plank
Without a shadow of a doubt.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You're a scabby dosser full of your own self importance
And everybody knows it, too.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You're a tight-arsed gobshite
Without a shadow of a doubt.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You're a sour-faced little weapon
And everybody knows it, too.
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You scored out of !
You're a head-wrecking auld wagon
Without a shadow of a doubt.
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You scored out of !
You're a dope with no cop on
And everybody knows it, too.
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You scored out of !
You're a dryballs lickarse
Without a shadow of a doubt.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You're a bleedin' tick, scarlet for you
And everybody knows it, too.
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You scored out of !
You're a manky auld poxbottle
Without a shadow of a doubt.
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You scored out of !
You're a craic sponge of a dryshite
And everybody knows it, too.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You're an insufferable, bog-dwelling dose
Without a shadow of a doubt.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You're a Guinness-farting, shite-talking bollox
And everybody knows it, too.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You're a jig-acting mess of a geebag
Without a shadow of a doubt.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You're a headmelting maggot
And everybody knows it, too.
Share your result:

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Valerie Loftus
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