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What Would Your Irish Porn Star Name Be?

The world needs to know.
9.30am, 8 Nov 2015
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First, pick your favourite Irish slang word for penis...
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Flute
Lad

Mickey
Wavin
And now, the best slang word we have for sex...
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The ride
Get off with

Your bit
Shag
Now, if you're going to be a famous Irish porn star you need a back story. Choose yours...
A quiet, shy lad from the country who has moved to the US to make a name for himself.
A hard-talking city girl that's sassy and doesn't take no for an answer.

A city slicker. The bad boy that everyone loves to hate.
The demure country girl with a dark side.
Now, select some underwear you would be comfortable wearing on camera...
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And pick the character you would most likely play in your first big porn role...
The female police officer, apprehending people for speeding
The pizza delivery man

The sexy but competent plumber
The landlady who needs paid
Pick your favourite hilarious porn parody title from the following...
Mandatory
Twin Cheeks
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Edward Penishands

Mandatory
Ass Ventura: Crack Detective
Mandatory
Whorey Potter and the Scorcerer's Balls
Your success story in porn reaches such heights that they are making a movie about your life. Who would play you in a PG-rated adaptation?
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Colin Farrell
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Saoirse Ronan

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Victoria Smurfit
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Liam Neeson
And finally... you want your porn name to be...
Classy
Fun

Sexy
Gas
Answer all the questions to see your result!
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Ger Cummins
So now. Do with that what you will.
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Grainne Goodthing
A wonderful combination of punning with a solid Irish first name. You'll go far with this.
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Willy Stroker
The world needs to know this classic.
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Lott O'Toole
It speaks for itself.
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Johnny Spire
A nod to the modern Dublin landmark - Johnny is proud of where he comes from.
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Connie Lingus
Everything you need in an Irish porn star name.
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