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“Yer man is such a dose” – classic Irish terms of abuse
Wagon
- After Mrs Meanface gives out to you for dossing in double maths. The wagon.
Pup
- After some little pup kicks you in the shins.
Weapon
- After the neighbour refuses to return a stray football.
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Strap
- After some little strap refuses to clean up her kip of a room.
Poxy
- Referring to somewhere with a particularly bad feed of the black stuff.
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Witch
- Commonly heard in supermarket aisles when toddlers throw tantrums.
Cute hoor
- After someone who’s something of a rogue or a charlatan gets a sneaky discount on something
Dose
- Upon spotting a bit of a pain in the hole at a party.
“You’re right Mairéad, he IS a dose” (Shutterstock)
Pain in the hole
-Similar to a dose. You don’t want to get stuck beside a pain in the hole at a party.
Bollix
- When somebody doesn’t start driving the instant the light turns green.
Dope
- After someone tries to put back your Italia ’90 DVD in the wrong place.
Geebag
- After a disagreeable woman shifts the man you fancy.
Gowl
- After you spot an awful eejit in the pub.
Maggot (as in ‘acting the’)
- A threat issued to misbehaving children up and down the country.
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