IRISH TWITTER IS a strange, wonderful and comfortingly familiar place…
1. It lets us know we’re not alone. We are ALL Sally
2. And we are ALL Sarah
3. It has a rich and deep affinity with youth culture
4. It never lets a good “any yokes” reference pass
5. Ever
6. It’s nostalgic and emotional
7. And to be honest, Leanne, who WOULDN’T be snappin?
8. Irish Twitter is in every parish
9. It’s promoting skills
10. It’s railing against any trio of bicycled Fintans
11. And keeping the Coppers tradition alive
12. You don’t know suffering until you’ve felt the clash of the ash
13. Or the clash of the ‘Macs
14. Mass naggins. A rite of passage
15. You can take the girl out of Ireland…
16. Or Waterford…
17. Spicebags reign supreme
18. Except when they rip the hoop off you
19. Irish Twitter would never let a jumbo meet such an horrific end
20. Dodging a gob lob is a particular Irish skill
21. As is getting the ride
22. And veg soup at the debs
23. You just can’t beat the soup at the debs
24. Or a post-debs roll
25. Twitter shows us that Irish mams are pure chancers
26. Who take no guff
27. And always remember: The Match waits for no man
28. And Mattress Mick is your friend
29. Irish Twitter has its finger on the pulse of politics
30. And Irish culture
31. And is single handedly shutting the #cleaneats lie down
32. And telling the world about amn’t
Long live battered sausages. Long live amn’t. Long live Irish Twitter.
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