Sex on your own is actually just called wanking. RT @bilge1979: I'd like you to know I'm going to be having sex to your new album later.

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) March 24, 2017

And no mortgage. RT @hettjones: James Blunt just has an annoying face and a highly irritating voice

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 24, 2013

Then you need to see a doctor. @Lewisscoot: @JamesBlunt looks like my left testicle

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) April 30, 2014

Damn thing's always getting caught under my feet. RT @laurenlyall: Why does James Blunt sing like his willy is being stood on?

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 16, 2013

NO NEED. I HAVE A NEW ALBUM COMING SOON. @katy_nicolson: Can we all take a moment and remember just how terrible James Blunt was

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) February 18, 2013

I swear on my life, I don't. RT @Espinalx3: No worries at least James Blunt thinks you are beautiful.

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 11, 2013

Then sit on something else. RT @PhoebeChristaki: James Blunt's face fully aggravates me

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 21, 2016

Depends where I put it. RT @paulinaboncan: Little bit of james blunt never hurt anybody

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 3, 2016

That generation tend not to use Twitter. RT @JonasKryptonite: @JamesBlunt why don't you tweet people that actually like you very very much?

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) May 23, 2016

Even less than that! The song was only 3 minutes and 30 seconds long. RT @_dearjocelyn: James Blunt had his 15 min of fame and disappeared

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 15, 2013

Prince Harry. By text. BOOM! RT @dinolauz: Who the fuck invited James Blunt to the Invictus Games?

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) May 10, 2016

Sorry, but my last name is not spelt 'mcfly' RT @jamesmcflyfan: James, I am your biggest fan. Please follow me. Please.it would make my day

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) August 13, 2013

I'm sorry, but you'll have to get to the back of the queue. RT @Alif_novaldi: Fuck you james blunt

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 8, 2013

My mum's in the audience. RT @AtaraMcBooth: Who the fuck is cheering for fucking James Blunt.

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 11, 2013

Yes. He could start tweeting you. RT @MigsterMMA: Jesus christ, James Blunt's got a new album out. Is there anything else that can go wrong?

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 20, 2013

Jesus only needed twelve. RT @garymoody65: @JamesBlunt why you only got 200k followers?

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 29, 2013

Your god can't hear you. He's listening to track 3. RT @HollieShand: Oh god...who let James Blunt release another album?!

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 10, 2013

Only coz I turned her down. RT @anadinskywalker: my grandma just called james blunt a queer

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 15, 2013

RT @JordanSHill: What ever happened to James Blunt? pic.twitter.com/ahCI6N9ZRn

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 16, 2014

Easy spelling mistake as K and L are right beside each other. RT @lizziea1: I want to kick James Blunt... repeatedly... I dont know why

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 24, 2013

These kind of requests need to go through management, please. RT @edsheeran: @JamesBlunt marry me?

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) February 7, 2014

It's only halfway in. RT @Thomasemaan: Just realized how short James Blunt is !!!

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 19, 2014

Yup, it's called "Greatest Hit". RT @Farrsigh: There's a "best of" James Blunt? Really?

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 8, 2015

I'm guessing this is not good. RT @supermarton: James Blunt es lo peor que le ha pasado a la humanidad desde Hitler

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 23, 2015

Just that and a few super models. RT @_idkmatilda: has James blunt done anything other than that one song in his whole career

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 8, 2015

Yeah, I bought those 20 million albums myself. RT @TroyJosephDavis: no one really likes James Blunt right?

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) April 17, 2015

Have a seat. I have that effect on people. RT @Tanya_McDaid: I cannot stand James blunt

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) March 15, 2016

You should be a journalist for the Daily Mail. RT @sweetfishtaco:@JamesBlunt gave me cancer with his shit music

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) March 21, 2016

U’re just a jealous runner-up in the Rudest Cunt Competition. RT @ooliviae:
James Blunt is the rudest cunt on this earth, I fucking hate him

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) September 17, 2015

Can’t stand your face but thanks for the compliment RT @BWillett87: @JamesBlunt can't stand your music but your comebacks are second to none

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) July 31, 2015