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1. WHERE did he come from?

He’s from Belfast, of course. We understand this.

But surely angels from Ride Heaven dropped him down upon a silken cushion with a little help from the patron saint of beards?

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2. I mean, I shouldn’t fancy him in The Fall…

It goes against everything you know to be right and true as a woman, to fancy a vicious serial killer.

And yet…

3. He always seems a bit morto

We were at The Siege of Jadotville premiere last week when a woman in the audience roared at him as he made his way to his seat: “HOWAYEH JAMIE”. He was full on morto then, diving for his chair, which is fair enough.

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But he always seems a bit disconcerted and embarrassed about the attention being directed at him, insisting that he’s not good looking and generally making it seem like you could definitely be pals because he’s not showbiz at all.

4. I probably know someone who’s shifted him

You definitely, definitely do.

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5. Oh my

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6. Oh very my

7. I’ll just watch that funny walk video again

Can’t hurt.

8. The wife seems sound

If he has to be married to someone. It should be someone sound, like Amelia Warner.

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She’s also pals with Fifty Shades star Dakota Johnson. Extra sound points.

9. I really should clear my Google history

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