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Are You Suffering From Jannui?

January + ennui = Jannui.
1.33pm, 18 Jan 2016
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Bri Bri

IT’S JANUARY. The weather is awful. Everything we ever looked forward to is gone.

All that’s left is a sense of boredom – ennui, if you will – of a very special kind. Really, there’s only one word for it: jannui.

Have you fallen victim to it? Take this quiz to find out.

1. When was your last paycheck?
©Mike Photo Art
A week ago
A fortnight ago

Many many moons ago, in that time the old ones call the Before Time
Literally cannot remember
2. Pick a spirit dog.

3. Which of these most closely describes your work lunch?
Dan4th Nicholas
Healthy salad I made as part of my new year diet plan
Pete
Leftover takeaway from the weekend

Julie Magro
Sad sandwich
inazakira
Cup-A-Soup I bought years ago and found while desperately searching the kitchen for food scraps
4. Choose the image that best sums up your feelings when paying for something on a credit card.

5. Your social life this month mostly consists of...
weegeebored
Cinema. What's on? Doesn't matter.

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Oh God.
Twitter
Leave me. Save yourselves.
6. How many colds have you had since January 1?
Pete
One or none
Two

Constant sniffles that never quite turn into a cold
Endless colds, nose a giant swollen blotch, can't remember the last time my sinuses tasted freedom
7. If you put your life through a Nutribullet right now, approximately what colour would the results be?

8. Hey, remember Christmas?
John Morgan
Yes
Barely

F**k you.
Answer all the questions to see your result!
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You scored out of !
You are DEFINITELY suffering from Jannui
Listlessness, lethargy, empty bank account... all the symptoms are there. Take yourself for treatment immediately.
Share your result:
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You scored out of !
You're grand, actually.
Somehow you made it through the last few weeks without emptying your bank account and your last reserves of hope. Congratulations!
Share your result:
Jannui
You scored out of !
Oh no. This is one of the worst cases we've ever seen.
You have a severe case of Jannui. Report to a doctor / the pub /your mammy for immediate treatment. You should also warn others lest they become infected.
Share your result:

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