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11 tweets about January that are far too real right now

The neverending month.

Jan 22nd 2018, 9:00 PM 11,272 Views 2 Comments

IT’S ALMOST JANUARY pay day. We’ve come a long way. But we still have a whole week and a bit left of this horrible month.

1. Is it payday yet?

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2. No, it’s not

It's the fourth week of January. Pay day is a distant memory. People start believing they work for free & attempt to buy their coffee with the spare buttons you get with coats.
— Bacardi Oakheart (@Midgetgems26) January 22, 2018

Source: Bacardi Oakheart/Twitter

3. It has been AGES since New Years

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4. Desperate times…

Tanning only the parts of your body that are visable, becuase its January and you're a broke AF. #anklesandhandsonfleek
— Callyann Brennan (@CallyannBrennan) January 12, 2018

Source: Callyann Brennan/Twitter

5. The metaphors are strong

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6. IT’S GAAAS

I was about to write the date on one of my checks, then laughed at my typical January mistake-

-of thinking I have enough money in my account to write any checks.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) January 10, 2018

Source: Stephanie Ortiz/Twitter

7. Why has the wind been so shite, too?

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8. Is this all a massive conspiracy?

Ok. Nobody is in trouble and I'm not cross. But some fecker is stretching January and I want names.
— June Shannon (@juneshannon) January 20, 2018

Source: June Shannon/Twitter

9. At least our dry Januaries are going to plan

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10. Spare a thought for those with birthdays this month

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11. BOOK THE HOLIDAY, make it all ok

We’re almost halfway through January and I haven’t booked a single holiday yet.

Worst.
Year.
Ever!
— Emma Wheatley (@EmmaAWheatley) January 13, 2018

Source: Emma Wheatley/Twitter

You’ve only a few more days to go. Be grand.

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11 tweets about January that are far too real right now