HOW WOULD YOU feel if one day you woke up and there was suddenly a 25-foot statue of a half-naked Jeff Goldblum had been erected in Dublin? Well, that’s a question that many Londoners are now asking themselves due to the appearance of this rather sexy statue that’s appeared in front of Tower Bridge.
It is truly glorious.
The statue was commissioned by NowTV to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the UK cinematic release of ‘Jurassic Park’. The pose is obviously Jeff’s very famous sultry pose from the movie and we must say whoever designed this statue got the smoulder SPOT ON.
To celebrate the 25th anniversary of JURASSIC PARK's premiere in the U.K., streaming service @NOWTV unveiled a statue of Jeff Goldblum in London's Potters Field. pic.twitter.com/hTFNKURMZM
— Dave Quinn (@NineDaves) July 18, 2018
People are obviously overjoyed with the statue and wasted no time getting selfies with it.
There's a giant Jeff Goldblum statue down by Tower Bridge.
— Gav Murphy (@cymrogav) July 18, 2018
It's a bit far-fetched but you should stick with it for the nips alone... pic.twitter.com/K1UEXfRo4e
Well...there it is #nowtv #jurassicjeff #jurassicparkat25 @FeverPR @NOWTV pic.twitter.com/ck6WNgezZW
— BruceMcLachlan (@BruceMcLachlan) July 18, 2018
When they build a 20ft tall Jeff Goldblum statue down the road, there's only one thing to do: pic.twitter.com/HqmYlb8t4i
— Ian Maclure (@Fearian) July 18, 2018
Apparently, the nipples are particularly lifelike.
In case you don't click the link -
— Goldblum Looks (@goldblumlooks) July 18, 2018
"Huge 25ft statue of Jeff Goldblum parked at London's Tower Bridge"
The nipples are the best part.
Today is the day of Jeff Goldblum's gigantic nipple. It is, therefore, a good day.
— ZJ Fox 🦊 (@ZackFoxFilm) July 18, 2018
Nothing can or will ruin this day. Amen. https://t.co/dz6z8ExnL8
What a time to be alive.
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