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#MORE THAN FRIENDS: Has Jennifer Aniston got a little babby on the way? The world* is abuzz this morning with speculation.

Obviously there isn’t any actual evidence to suggest that she’s pregnant, except that – wait for it – she appeared IN A DRESS and HOLDING HER BELLY. Cue hopeful headlines that suggest she “looks a bit pregnant” and is “hiding her baby bump“.

Here’s the photo that’s getting everyone’s Fallopian tubes in a twist. Judge for yourself:

John Shearer/AP

So what’s the verdict? Is Jennifer Aniston…

* Not the real world, obviously.

#GWYNTENSE: Fresh from giving us unsolicited oral sex advice, Gwyneth Paltrow is continuing her mission to right the world’s wrongs by acknowledging that her marriage to caterwauler-in-chief Chris Martin has not always been easy.

Which is to say, not every problem can be solved by taking a quick trip downtown.

She insisted that Chris Martin is not as tediously vanilla as we all thought, but instead has a spontaneous “mad scientist genius” personality. How does she deal with this? “I never place demands on him,” she added. (Mail Online)

Except her demand that he stop pronouncing “pasta” like that, obviously.

“It’s pah-sta. PAH-sta.” (©morrison/haller/allactiondigita /EMPICS Entertainment)

#WINONA: Winona Ryder recites her own lines from Heathers when she watches it. Which judging by this quote, is… every night? She said:

Heathers is like my own Rocky Horror Picture Show; I recite the lines when it’s on. It may seem odd, but I think it’s because they’re really good movies.

What’s the up-chuck factor on that? Is this the 1980s teen-movie equivalent of Mariah Carey listening to her own music during sex? Answers on a postcard please.

What is your damage, Winona?

#CROWEING: Once again, Russell Crowe has been defeated by his own ass.

Morto.

And the rest of the day’s dirt…

• Tara Reid has beef with Lindsay Lohan. (HuffPo)
• Mila Kunis is the sexiest woman in the world. (Finally.) (FHM)
• Ireland Baldwin doesn’t want to be that “rude thoughtless little pig” anymore. (Tumblr)
• Channing Tatum’s dog is amazing/terrifying. (Buzzfeed)
• Reese Witherspoon likes to get loose, apparently. (ONTD)

Yesterday’s Dredge: Gwyneth Paltrow has some sex advice>

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