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There's a job going for a 'boner' in Dublin

Look, we were just wondering if anyone was interested. *sniggers*

CONSIDER YOURSELF AN excellent boner? Have two years experience in boning?

A new and exciting vacancy was posted today on the Department of Social Protection’s Jobseekers portal.

sausage Flickr / Ludovic Bertron Flickr / Ludovic Bertron / Ludovic Bertron

It concerns a busy meat factory in the Dublin 15 area, which has an opening for an experienced ‘boner’.

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Candidates should note that an “excellent package” will be offered based on experience, and successful applicants should be able to tick all of these boxes:

  • “A minimum of two years as a boner”;
  • “Previous experience working with pork”;
  • “A lot of interest in the meat industry”.

That all sounds spectacularly above board. Good luck, all you qualified boners.

H/T @unakavanagh

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