EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, the Daily Edge rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt – from the top to the very bottom. Here’s The Dredge.

#HERE’S JOHNNY: Everyone’s favourite love pirate Johnny Depp has found a new ladyfriend after his breakup with Vanessa Paradis. He’s now getting hand-holdy with his The Rum Diary co-star Amber Heard, who at 26 is … *taps calculator* … 23 years younger than him.

After an apparently on-off romance, he’s TOLD HER HE LOVED HER. Meanwhile, she may have written his name in Tippex on her school bag. (Radar)

#JUST ME: Wee little man Justin Bieber is so, so lonely as an international superstar. He told Oprah he gets “days where I’m just down and gloomy” and feels alone because he’s “human”. He has three close friends who he has to fly out to see him, apparently. (Celebuzz)

Is it time to have another look at his choice of trousers?

And the shoes. Would you be friends with a man wearing these shoes? (Tammie Arroyo / AFF-USA.COM/AFF/EMPICS Entertainment)

#RTÉ: Anne Doyle and Charlie Bird may have retired. But we still love them! So they’ve been invited to the RTÉ Christmas party. However, they’ll have to pay €20 each for the privilege of eating dry turkey and drinking cheap Sauvignon in the company of Ryan Tubridy. (Irish Daily Star)

This is what Anne Doyle looks like when she’s partying. (Photocall Ireland)

#SPICEZONE: Did we need further confirmation that Ronan Keating wants to return to the 1990s? Well, he’s now hanging out with a Spice Girl. See how happy he looks about it!

Next week: Ronan tries to join Oasis.

And the rest of the day’s dirt…

• Lindsay Lohan wants to adopt a baby. Please, somebody think of the children. (Us Weekly)
• Leo DiCaprio has been smooching Joanna Lumley, surprisingly. (Mr Paparazzi)
• Nicki Minaj got turned way from her own album launch party. (Page Six)
• Britney Spears has an adorable new puppy. (Buzzfeed)
• Meanwhile, Madonna has an un-adorable frontal wedgie. (The Sun)

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