EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, DailyEdge.ie rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt from the top to the very bottom.

Oh Amanda Brunker. There’s nobody more Amanda Brunker than you. 

Johnny Depp could face jail time after sneaking his dogs into Australia. 

Depp brought two Yorkshire terriers into Oz last month without declaring the to customs, the pup.

When a photo of the dogs at a grooming parlour in Australia surfaced on Facebook, Depp and partner Amber Heard were rumbled. The dogs were deported but an Australian senate committee has heard that if the case goes to court the actor could face up to ten years in jail or a maximum fine of €243,000. (The Guardian)

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Note to self: Do not anger Australia.

Kylie Jenner’s got some conspiracy theories and she is not afraid to share them. 

All together now: “jet fuel can’t melt steel beams“.

Want to see Kim and Kanye’s first dance as newlyweds? Look no further 

Kim’s mam Kris Jenner uploaded a video of the pair dancing to a live performance by John Legend to Instagram.

It’s no swaying to Elbow at the local country club, but it will do we suppose.

David Cameron waxwork at Madame Tussauds got a touch up. 

See you in our nightmares to be honest, David Cameron’s waxwork.

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And the rest of the day’s celebrity dirt…

• Jedward got Jedward in DailyEdge.ie‘s Which Eurovision Contestant Are You? quiz (Twitter) 
• Mark Wright and Michelle Keegan‘s wedding venue turned off the power to force guests to leave (3am)
• Everyone thought Zayn got married but he didn’t. HE DIDN’T. It was a prom dress fiancé Perrie Edwards posted (Instagram)
• Look at the craic Amy Huberman was having with Franno, Andrew Scott etc at the IFTAs (Instagram)

Which rock star’s guitar gets its own first class plane seat? It’s the Dredge