TODAY SEES ONE of Hollywood’s coolest stars, Johnny Depp reach the ripe old age of 50 (!).

Now we all know Johnny Depp is very, very cool and therefore rarely makes any mistakes.

Having said that, we’ve dug up some times when Johnny experienced a rare moment of uncoolness.

1. When he took a tumble outside of a nightclub.

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2. The time he had to wear this on-screen

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3. The time in the mid 90s when his hair was preventing him from seeing properly

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4.This ridiculous hat

This hat actually looks like those ropey canvas school bags the “grungers” used to have when you were in school

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5. When he stood beside the poster for The Libertine and looked a bit mortified

“Oh my god, is that me? Wow, my hair is so different, this is awkward”

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6. The time Chesney Hawkes ripped off his look in the early 90s

Can you imagine how poor Johnny must have felt seeing this:

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7. This scary red carpet look

Not cool but very terrifying

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8. When his keys were dangling from his belt at a premiere

We’ve heard of putting them on a chain so you don’t lose them but this is ridiculous

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9. The time when the harsh flashes from the cameras made him look demonic

This is spooky and he doesn’t look remotely cool.

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