1. That smell
2. The hopeful, optimistic parking machines
3. The fact that there is a definite Dundrum Uniform
4. Even on the shelves
5. And skin colour is merely a concept
6. Things happen there which wouldn’t happen anywhere else
7. And we’re not just talking about the crisis-level lack of Boyfriend Chairs
8. Or the fact that you’re more likely than not to bump into a current or former member of the Irish rugby team
Maybe it’s their official residence for tax purposes or something?
9. I mean, even the jacks give you life tips
10. And the cinema sells ‘designer’ 3D glasses
https://www.facebook.com/ahjaysuslads/photos/a.234733606718599.1073741828.234693813389245/426435080881783/?type=1&theater
Allegedly for €30.
11. Plus has an employee who looks so much like Gaz from Geordie Shore, he’s essentially become a meme
12. When it comes to the food offering… well, in Dundrum there are no rules
13. Even the lasagne has notions
Yes:
14. It’s probably the only place in Ireland where the food literally gets angry
15. A bit like those Zen parking machines we talked about earlier
16. But in fairness, it IS home to the world’s most useful lift
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