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WELL, IT FINALLY happened. Online food ordering service Just-Eat.ie crashed last night and Ireland failed to cope. It was a Saturday night for God’s sake, what were we supposed to do, cook?
What we went through… we must never speak of again.
1. Disbelief
The initial moment it hits you is the worst.
What? Surely it can’t be. You refresh… but nothing.
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2. Shock
It’s TRUE.
Nooo! Some dastardly chef has just sliced a wire in the kitchen. We're working on getting things fixed and will be back ASAP #computersaysno
Friday 15 November, 2024
Friday 15 November, 2024
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The 9 harrowing stages of coping with last night's Just-Eat outage
WELL, IT FINALLY happened. Online food ordering service Just-Eat.ie crashed last night and Ireland failed to cope. It was a Saturday night for God’s sake, what were we supposed to do, cook?
What we went through… we must never speak of again.
1. Disbelief
The initial moment it hits you is the worst.
What? Surely it can’t be. You refresh… but nothing.
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2. Shock
It’s TRUE.
3. Panic
Check the presses, what time is it? Are there any canned goods? Is it too soon to call the guards?
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4. Crushing realisations
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5. Near starvation
This. This is how it all ends.
6. Hopelessness
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7. Anger
8. Regret
Maybe you overreacted just a TEENY TINY bit.
9. Relief
It’s back! Go forth and replenish your soul with a massaman curry and a side of spring rolls.
Or just get that can you were too lazy to walk to the shop for.
God bless us, everyone.
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