#BIEBMAN Holy stupid trousers Batman!

Justin Bieber put the frighteners on everyone when he tweeted this pic of himself with what looked like a script for the new Batman Vs Superman film.

You can relax the (stupid Bieber-esque) cacks though, it looks like it’s all for a Funny Or Die sketch he’s taking part in. (io9/The Wrap)

Phew, we’re not sure we could take AffleckGate PartII.

Alfred! Bring us some tea!

#IT’S BRITNEY BITCH Britney Spears’ new song Work Bitch has been released a day early after a version of the track ‘leaked’ online. (Entertainment Weekly)

Britters schools us in how to get the things we want (a “mansion”, “hot body” and a “Maserati” among other things), repeating the simple mantra:

You better work, bitch

Have a listen here. Go on. It will wake you up if nothing else.

Meanwhile, could there be a tour on the way?

Also, never forget…

#CALIFORNIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAA There’s been a tiny, mini reunion of The O.C.

Ryan and Sandy, the almost-father-and-son pair ran into each other recently at one of Sandy’s (Peter Gallagher) daughter’s gigs and took a snap:

So many feelings. So many early 2000s feelings.

And the rest of the day’s celebrity dirt

• Aaron Paul, aka Jesse from Breaking Bad, live-tweeted the latest episode. Watch out for dem spoilers (Twitter)
• The Khloe Kardashian-Odom/Lamar Odom drama continues after rumours that he overdosed (TMZ)
• Sinitta has finally opened up about Simon Cowell being a baby daddy. Thank God! We might sleep tonight (Daily Mail)
• Dáithí Ó Sé is going to be a da (RTE)

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