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The Dredge: Why is Chris Brown comparing himself to Jesus?

Seems fair. The very best of the morning’s celebrity dirt.

EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, the Daily Edge rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt – from the top to the very bottom.

#CHRIS FROWN: Chris Brown has compared himself to Jesus.

To explain: the singer is currently wearing his sad face after allegedly being involved in a fracas with singer Frank Ocean in a car park. (Frank Ocean wants to press charges; Brown has now got his hand in a cast.)

Poor Chrissie’s feelings were hurt, so he posted this rather beautiful painting of Jesus to his Instagram (since deleted), with the caption “Painting the way I feel today. Focus on what matters!”

Did he paint it himself? Please say he did. (Reuters, TMZ)

So beautiful and moving. (Instagram)

#JUSTIN BOOBER: Pop tyke Justin Bieber got a little fresh with a fan's boob during a meet-and-greet session in Miami. The fan, who's known on Twitter as @JocelynnBieber - so we're guessing that's definitely her real name - snuck into the event. And then this happened:

Twitter

Okay, so it looks like an accident. Could happen to the best of us. But she was pretty chuffed:

#AHHHHNIE: Is there a photo of a young, naked Arnold Schwarzenegger involved in a "sex act"? Is it about to be revealed? That's the story being put about - apparently the photo is part of a "treasure trove" found in an abandoned storage locker. (TMZ)

We don't know whether this is true. But we do have a photo which is surely even more terrifying than a Young Arnie Sex Pic.

Behold, Young Arnie Smiling Pic:

THE TEETH. THE TEETH. THEY BURN MY RETINAS. (Jim MacMillan/AP/Press Association Images)

And the rest of the day's dirt...

  • Taylor Swift has a creepy box of "keepsakes" she uses to write all those songs about her ex-boyfriends. (The Sun)
  • Alec Baldwin's missus is totally pregnant. (Perez)
  • Robert de Niro keeps his socks on in the sack. (The Sun)
  • Alex Reid has written a warning letter to Katie Price's new husband. Well, had it printed in a mag anyway. (Mirror)
  • That Breaking Bad/Malcolm in the Middle reunion we told you about? It was all lies, sort of. We were had. We're so sorry. (Vulture)
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