EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, DailyEdge.ie rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt from the top to the very bottom.

Justin Bieber, pet, give up on the moustache.

Bieber’s Comedy Roast finally aired on telly last night and all Selena Gomez/you’re the King Joffrey of pop/everyone hates you jokes aside, what the blazes is going on on his face?

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And the hair, mate. THE HAIR!

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Madame Tussauds has appointed a Tissue Attendant to deal with sad One Direction fans. 

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The London attraction has pledged to keep Zayn’s waxwork with his former One Direction bandmates, but will be on hand to deal with emotional reactions.

A spokesperson said:

To hand out much needed tissues to inconsolable guests, Madame Tussauds has re-appointed the Tissue Attendant, a role first created two years ago to mop up delighted tears when the figures were launched.

Meanwhile, we’re on the 11th listen of Zayn’s new demo track.

Please insert us in this lady sandwich immediately. IMMEDIATELY. 

That’s Alicia Keyes, Nicki Minaj and Queen Bey at the (laughable) launch of Jay Z’s Tidal. (DailyEdge.ie)

And the rest of the day’s celebrity dirt…

• Louis Tomlinson‘s 11-year-old sister has been fighting his corner on Twitter (@TommoDaisy)
• Just when you thought you coudn’t love Hubes and Drico any more (DailyEdge.ie)
• Michael Jackson used to anger Russell Crowe with prank calls (Gawker)
• Jamie Dornan is currently beating Jake Gyllenhaal in a hotness contest (Buzzfeed)
• Joey Essex got very confused while meeting Nick Clegg (3am)

Zayn’s solo demo has already been released and caused a bitch fight on Twitter

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