EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, the Daily Edge rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt from the top to the very bottom. Here’s The Dredge.

Pop princeling Justin Bieber may have become the latest celebrity to record themselves in the nip, and then regret it.

He’s currently engaged in a somewhat tragic Twitter spat with an anonymous account who is threatening to “show the world” a number of videos. He/she has already (a) got 47,000 followers, and (b) posted apparently personal footage of Bieber emptying whey protein over a sleeping guy’s head. That’s celebrity life, folks!

Sounding mildly desperate, J-Biebz tweeted “no matter what you have and what you post tomorrow I know my fans won’t leave me”. Coincidentally, he’s also taken a strong public stand against cyberbullying. (Celebuzz)

There’s also a naked photo going round which is rumoured to show Justin’s Junk. But apparently it isn’t. (Gawker)

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The Words

Second base: Where Harry Judd from McFly ‘got’ with Lindsay Lohan at a party in 2005, after a not-very-enjoyable-sounding meal with the actress. “She told us all these stories – graphic stories about her sex life, enough to put us off our steaks,” Harry said. They were later rudely interrupted as they got busy in a hotel room, after which it all went south, and not in a good way. “She announced she was tired, pulled one of those airplane eye-masks over her eyes and went to sleep.” (Mirror)

Lindsay Lohan, probably wanting to don her eyemask. (Tammie Arroyo/UK Press/Press Association Images)

Engaged: What Whitney Houston’s daughter Bobbi Kristina is… to her adopted brother. Mature 19-year-old Bobbi K is now betrothed to wed Nick Gordon, who was raised in the family home by Whitney. Some of the rest of the family feel that this is a little odd. (Dlisted)

The happy, practically-related couple. (Tammie Arroyo / AFF-USA.COM/UK Press/Press Association Images)

Cheryl Cole: Who Kate Middleton dressed up as on her hen night before marrying Prince William. K-Middy apparently donned a peaked cap, hilariously split trousers and a bodysuit, before performing a song-and-dance routine to Fight For This Love. You just can’t get the royals anymore. (Mirror)

Top to bottom: Cheryl Cole, Kate Middleton. (Press Association Images)

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The Dirt

Madonna’s seven-year-old son David performed a DJ set while his mother did a striptease. (Mail Online)

Bressie off of The Voice is wooing Rozanna Purcell, making them Brozzie. (Irish Daily Mirror)

Rihanna’s new album cover is predictably ‘controversial’. (Twitter)

Liz Taylor had a threesome with JFK and another actor, in a pool, because reasons. (Jezebel)

One Direction are in Dublin. Brace yourselves. (Irish Daily Star)

Justin Bieber, Avril Lavigne and Celine Dion are all related, to nobody’s surprise. (Radar)

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The Barrel Scraper

Good to know. (TMZ)

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