EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, the Daily Edge rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt – from the top to the very bottom. Here’s The Dredge.

#RICHER, POORER: So, that wedding Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel had which cost $6.5million and took place in an Italian resort? It featured a “joke” video of homeless people on the streets of LA wishing the couple well. Entitled “Greetings from your Hollywood friends who just couldn’t make it” and made by a pal of Justin’s, the clip included footage of toothless and/or mentally fragile street dwellers sending their love. Aren’t poor people funny? (Gawker)

#BEDTIME: Katy Perry is loud and annoying. And she’s no different while having sex, apparently – neighbours in Hollywood are reportedly complaining because the singer makes very vocal noises during, er, fun in bed. Herself and on-off boyfriend John Mayer “have very loud sex” and “keep very late hours”. (Hollywood Life)

Let’s all agree not to think about this too much. (Julie Jacobson/AP/Press Association Images)

#PRICED OUT: Why did Katie Price and tan-on-a-stick Leandro Penna split up, you ask? Because she is “totally crazy”, according to the man himself. “Katie’s brain is not wired right, or the wires don’t connect properly,” he said. “She was driving me insane.” He really should have asked around before. (The Sun)

Why didn’t it last? We’re baffled. (Doug Peters/EMPICS Entertainment)

#CRUISE CONTROL: Tom Cruise is suing two showbiz magazines for no less than $50million, after they claimed he had abandoned his daughter Suri. His lawyers said it was a “vicious lie” and he is a “caring father who dearly loves Suri”. (Celebuzz)

Meanwhile in totally unrelated news, Nicole Kidman has talked about how goddamn awkward it was having to film sex scenes with the Cruiser. OK, they were married at the time, but still: We feel you, Nic. We feel you. (Radar)

Awkward? No!… *runs away* (Neil Munns/PA Archive)

And the rest of the day’s dirt…

• Georgia Salpa has been sacked by Andrea Roche’s agency after cancelling photoshoots. Model fight! Model fight! (Irish Daily Mirror)
• R-Patz really doesn’t like being called R-Patz. (The Sun)
• Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez may be ON THE ROCKS. (Radar)
• Brian McFadden hasn’t spoken to Kerry Katona in years, except to insult her on Twitter. (The Sun)
• Heidi Klum’s Halloween costume is better than yours. (Mail Online)
• It’s also better than Imogen Thomas’s. (The Sun)

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