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10 most insane headlines about Kate Middleton's baby bump

All those questions you didn’t ask? They’ve been answered in these obsessive news stories.

Feb 13th 2013, 11:45 AM 33,654 Views 29 Comments

Kate Middleton, literally carrying a baby inside her

Image: Paul Rogers/PA Wire/Press Association Images

THERE HAS BEEN further misfortune for Kate Middleton this week, with the news that her baby bump is getting an unexpected outing in an Italian weekly magazine.

So you probably have some BIG questions about the progress of the Royal Pregnancy, right?

No? Well, tough. The media has answered them for you anyway:

Yep.

6. And this sweet potato - is it rich?

NYMag

7. Would you say that Kate Middleton and Kim Kardashian are locked in a contest to gestate a human being in their bodies before some unspoken deadline?

Sydney Morning Herald

You bet.

8. Let's look to the future. What behavioural traits can we expect in 13-18 years' time?

Mirror

Kate Middleton, being presented with flowers by a grateful journalist (probably) (Nick Ansell/PA Wire/Press Association Images)

9. What about that tennis thingy?

Telegraph

10. Wow, there's a lot going on. Is there anything else William and Kate should be worrying about?

Entertainmentwise

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10 most insane headlines about Kate Middleton's baby bump

All those questions you didn’t ask? They’ve been answered in these obsessive news stories.

1. So, how long to go now?

2. And when's the official belly-unveiling?

3. Hang on - how does Keira Knightley feel about all this?

4. What's the grandmother-in-law's stance on where the baby should be born?