EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, the Daily Edge rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt – from the top to the very bottom.

#JATIE?: Katie Holmes is putting the burn on ex-husband Tom Cruise. She’s now being romantically linked to non-titchy Hollywood hunk Jake Gyllenhaal, who is a full 18 years younger and 4.5 inches taller than  the Cruiser. And has been in way better films recently.

A rep for Katie said the rumours are “not true at all”, but according to a ‘source’, Holmes reckons the pair have “tons in common” and she’s been over to his gaff for dinner. (Mail Online, The Sun)

Meanwhile, Tom Cruise plots in his secret headquarters under a volcano.

#KIMYE: Kim Kardashian stands to earn around $10million from the simple act of having a little person growing inside her. Oh, and the baby will be making an appearance on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Of course it will. The show’s producer said:

We look forward to sharing the joy as they prepare for more diapers, more bottle and without a doubt, more fabulous baby wear.

Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian shook hands with a dolphin. (Mirror, Mail Online)

Kim Kardashian, spotting a dolphin she would rather be with. (Alan Diaz/AP)

#TOBILLA: In what is probably the day’s most bewildering and terrifying showbiz story, it’s emerged that former kids TV presenter Toby Anstis…

is romancing Elvis’s ex-wife Priscilla Presley. Who is 27 years older than him, and married Elvis before he was born. They met – for real – while she was playing the Wicked Witch in a local panto. (Mirror)

Do you need a reminder of Priscilla Presley’s work? No problem:

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#POOR ‘ARRY: Harry Styles may be an international teen superhunk with a celebrity missus, but at heart he’s just a poor lost kid. In an ITV documentary about One Direction, he had a good old cry about the abuse they get online. Let it out, Harry. Let it out.

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And the rest of the day’s dirt…

• Brad Pitt’s kid is so important, Santa is dead to him. (The Sun)
• Justin Bieber got seriously burned by Paul McCartney. (Hollywood Hiccups)
• Gwyneth Paltrow dances like an embarrassing mum. (Buzzfeed)
• Do you want to see a video of Twilight actor Bronson Pelletier peeing in an airport? You probably do. (YouTube)
• And here’s Mark Zuckerberg posing topless too. (TMZ)

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