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Happy five year anniversary of the two most disgusting sentences ever written

Involves the word ‘taint’.

Jul 9th 2014, 9:54 PM 12,989 Views 6 Comments

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FIVE YEARS AGO Kevin Smith, the film powerhouse behind the likes of Clerks and Mallrats tweeted something about his wife.

It was their ten year anniversary (which means today is their 15th, congrats guys) and he wanted to celebrate.

What follows is not for the faint hearted, but we feel it should be marked in some way, seeing as it is one of the most horrifying things ever committed to human records.

Here’s a fluffy kitten buffer, just in case you don’t want to accidentally read it.

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Ok, brace yourself:

Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.
— KevinSmith (@ThatKevinSmith) July 9, 2009

Source: KevinSmith/Twitter

Sorry.

And Happy Anniversary Kevin and Jennifer.

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Happy five year anniversary of the two most disgusting sentences ever written

Involves the word ‘taint’.