SO LAST WEEK, we heard some news that shocked us to our very core.
Hello Kitty, the beloved Sanrio cartoon character, widely KNOWN to be a cat, is not ACTUALLY A CAT.
There was no consoling the nation, as they wept in their nihilistic thousands. What was even real any more?
Frankly, we’re just going to hand it over to this little girl, Lou, who is telling it like it is.
SHE LOOKS. LIKE. A CAT.
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