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The 6 most important quotes from the guy who can't see Kim Kardashian without vomiting
MIKE AMESS IS a retail assistant in Exeter, south-west England. He has a crippling phobia of the Kardashians – especially Kim.
Amess is so scared of the pneumatic star that the sight of her makes him vomit uncontrollably. This phobia is ruining his life.
He told his story to the Mail Online. You can read the full article here, but we’ve picked out his most significant quotes.
On what happens when he unexpectedly comes across an image of Kim Kardashian:
On how this affects his life:
On watching Kim’s sex tape age 17:
Kim and Kanye in the Bound 2 video... *bleeeurghhh* Wordpress Wordpress
On accidentally flipping channels to Kanye’s Bound 2 video:
On his mates:
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On his future:
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