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8 erotic Kindle ebooks that will make you question everything
REMEMBER DINOSAUR EROTICA? Well, dinosaur erotica seems positively innocent now, doesn’t it?
All of these are now available for sale on Amazon. Next time you see someone reading a Kindle, just think of this.
1. Someone To Cuttle
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Yes, cuttlefish erotica. Yes, cuttlefish are like a less glamorous squid.
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2. I Don’t Care If My Best Friend’s Mom Is A Sasquatch, She’s Hot And I’m Taking A Shower With Her
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Speaking directly to the sexual fantasies of every teenage boy who has a best friend with a hot Sasquatch for a mum, but doesn’t care and wants to shower with her.
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3. Seduced By The Dad Bod
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It was only a matter of time before Dad Bod porn emerged. I’m assuming that the only people who get off to this are people who actually possess dad bods.
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4. Werehipsters
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Like werewolves, but hipster ones. And, um, doing sex stuff?
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5. Dominated By The Dolphins
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Cleverly targeted at anyone who doesn’t feel that regular BDSM goes far enough, and would prefer if everyone involved was a dolphin.
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6. Garden Gnome Sex Party
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Because who hasn’t looked at a garden gnome and felt a tingle?
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7. I Banged A Vampire And he Didn’t Sparkle Like The Pansies In Twilight
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Vampire erotica for REAL MEN. Or… something? Look, there are six volumes of this and that’s enough.
8. Sex With My Husband’s Anatomically Correct Robot
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The robot is anatomically correct. This means he has a *stage whisper * DING-A-LING.
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