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11 desperately important questions we have about the Kris Jenner/Jennifer Lawrence photo

They’re BFFs, apparently.

YOU KNOW WHEN you’re creeping on an acquaintance’s Facebook and see them tagged in a photo with someone you vaguely know and you think to yourself, “Hang on, I didn’t know that they knew each other!”

This photo we are about to show you is like that.

Last night, Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner posted a photo with Jennifer Lawrence.

In bed.

Happy Birthday you piece of shit... God I love you #Jenniferlawrence thanks for making this night a night to remember.....even if we did get caught... I love you Happy Birthday Gorgeous!!! #Bible #momager #dollSource:krisjenne r
Happy Birthday you piece of s**t... God I love you #Jenniferlawrence thanks for making this night a night to remember.....even if we did get caught... I love you Happy Birthday Gorgeous!!!#Bible #momager #doll

Em, pardon?

The photo, taken by Jenner's boyfriend Corey Gamble, raises a lot of questions.

1. What's going on here? 

Happy Birthday you piece of shit... God I love you #Jenniferlawrence thanks for making this night a night to remember.....even if we did get caught... I love you Happy Birthday Gorgeous!!! #Bible #momager #doll krisjenner krisjenner

2. How exactly did Kris Jenner (59) come to befriend Jennifer Lawrence (25)? 

Happy Birthday you piece of shit... God I love you #Jenniferlawrence thanks for making this night a night to remember.....even if we did get caught... I love you Happy Birthday Gorgeous!!! #Bible #momager #doll krisjenner krisjenner

3. They must be close if Kris is referring to J-Law as a "piece of s**t". Right?

Happy Birthday you piece of shit... God I love you #Jenniferlawrence thanks for making this night a night to remember.....even if we did get caught... I love you Happy Birthday Gorgeous!!! #Bible #momager #doll krisjenner krisjenner

4. Who suggested the bed selfie?

Happy Birthday you piece of shit... God I love you #Jenniferlawrence thanks for making this night a night to remember.....even if we did get caught... I love you Happy Birthday Gorgeous!!! #Bible #momager #doll krisjenner krisjenner

5. Did Jennifer Lawrence celebrate her birthday in a hotel room with Kris Jenner and her boyfriend?

Happy Birthday you piece of shit... God I love you #Jenniferlawrence thanks for making this night a night to remember.....even if we did get caught... I love you Happy Birthday Gorgeous!!! #Bible #momager #doll krisjenner krisjenner

6. If so, why? 

Happy Birthday you piece of shit... God I love you #Jenniferlawrence thanks for making this night a night to remember.....even if we did get caught... I love you Happy Birthday Gorgeous!!! #Bible #momager #doll krisjenner krisjenner

7. Why did Kris Jenner include the hashtags "#momager" and "#bible" on the photo?

Happy Birthday you piece of shit... God I love you #Jenniferlawrence thanks for making this night a night to remember.....even if we did get caught... I love you Happy Birthday Gorgeous!!! #Bible #momager #doll krisjenner krisjenner

8. Does Jennifer Lawrence also "love" Kris Jenner? 

Happy Birthday you piece of shit... God I love you #Jenniferlawrence thanks for making this night a night to remember.....even if we did get caught... I love you Happy Birthday Gorgeous!!! #Bible #momager #doll krisjenner krisjenner

9. Why is Kris Jenner holding a copy of The Plague by Albert Camus?

Happy Birthday you piece of shit... God I love you #Jenniferlawrence thanks for making this night a night to remember.....even if we did get caught... I love you Happy Birthday Gorgeous!!! #Bible #momager #doll krisjenner krisjenner

10. Why is Jennifer Lawrence holding a copy of Play As It Lays by Joan Didion?

Happy Birthday you piece of shit... God I love you #Jenniferlawrence thanks for making this night a night to remember.....even if we did get caught... I love you Happy Birthday Gorgeous!!! #Bible #momager #doll krisjenner krisjenner

11. Seriously, what does it all mean? 

Happy Birthday you piece of shit... God I love you #Jenniferlawrence thanks for making this night a night to remember.....even if we did get caught... I love you Happy Birthday Gorgeous!!! #Bible #momager #doll krisjenner krisjenner

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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