EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, the Daily Edge digs through the celebrity dirt to bring you the best of it. Here’s The Dredge…

Somebody has called Kristen Stewart a “miserable c***”. And that somebody is Kristen Stewart, who confirmed her personal brand during an interview with Marie Claire. (Buzzfeed)

“There are such different versions of happy. And I really appreciate both,” she said. Her version of happy, of course, is the one where she’s banned from using the internet. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

(For a graphic illustration of Kristen’s version of happy, click here.)

Meanwhile, the world continues to wonder over the status of K-Stew’s relationship with Robert Pattinson. So what can we read into the fact that he recently spent the evening violently attacking a table with power tools?

Everything must be fine. (Perez)

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The Words

$500,000: What the boulder-sized diamond on Jennifer Aniston’s engagement ring is worth, according to a helpful jeweller. Aniston was photographed in Santa Fe accidentally showing off the rock from fiancé Justin Theroux, which wasn’t difficult as it’s approximately the size of a shipping container. (Celebuzz)

Jennifer Aniston. The ring is out of shot to the right. (Chris Pizzello/AP/Press Association Images)

I need some tea: What Lady Gaga declared after vomiting on stage in front of an audience of thousands. Impressively, she didn’t even miss a dance step. AND she tweeted the video of herself doing it. Your move, Bieber. (Twitter)

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Lost my phone: The reason given by former X Factor third-place-finisher Eoghan Quigg from Derry (remember him?) for the fact that he doesn’t have any celebrity friends. Quigg – who has reappeared aged 20 complete with muscles, tattoos and an oiled chest – said: “I lost my phone three years back and haven’t spoken to them since.” (Mirror)

Remember this wee scamp? He’s back. But he hasn’t got your number. (Paul Faith/PA Archive/Press Association Images)

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The Dirt

Nicole Kidman didn’t feel comfortable while married to Tom Cruise, because duh. (Radar)

Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman have split after 30 years of marriage, proving that everything beautiful dies. (TMZ)

Human wedding-cake figurines Brian Ormond and Pippa O’Connor are having a baby. (Twitter)

Prince Harry is the man of the year. (Tatler)

Nicole Scherzinger really hates being an X Factor judge in poxy Britain. (The Sun)

Everybody stop what you’re doing. Ryan Gosling and Michael Fassbender are in the same place:

Apparently on the set of a new Terrence Malick film in Austin, Texas. (Brown Girls Love Fassy)

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The Barrel Scraper

Please God, separate them. (Perezitos)

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