THE SHOW ITSELF can be a mixed bag, but the audience? They always give us something to watch. And we’re very grateful.
1. Every time some gas ticket has looked at the camera
You might think it’s gotten old now, but it hasn’t. Thank you, every one of you.
2. Or actually gone full ‘HI MAM’
It’s your time to shine Pauline!
3. And when they all join in on a song
Goosebump material, whether it’s Hold Me Now or something more sedate like Streets of London.
4. The man who was delighted to receive a leg of lamb
Rarely has an audience prize gone down so well.
He got in touch with us after to show us just how much he appreciated it.
5. The woman who was bitterly disappointed about not getting to see Daniel O’Donnell
Wasn’t it only fecking Mario Rosenstock dressed up as Daniel! How do you know anyone is who they say they are, and not Mario Rosenstock in disguise?
She got to meet the real deal later though, and thank god for that.
6. And the one who had to leg it to the loo in the middle of the show
Do you hear the hooting and the hollering out of the rest of them? MORTO.
7. This man who did not know what to make of Sinéad O’Connor
Wouldn’t be for him, now.
8. This woman who made her opinions on shite-talking clear during a #marref debate
When you’re sitting behind a shite-talker you have to seize your moment.
9. This man who took it upon himself to kiss Katie Hopkins
Rather you than me, mate.
10. When everyone starts getting tipsy towards the end of the Toy Show
They’ve had a few glasses of wine and some free mince pies, they’re wearing ridiculous antlers and they’re LOVING LIFE.
11. Or indeed, throughout the Valentine’s Special
The audience came out in a conga line one time. That says it all, really.
12. Never stop entertaining us, you legends
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*points and winks at camera*
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