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Monday 25 November, 2024
Monday 25 November, 2024
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15 essential facts of life for incredibly lazy couples
1. Whole weekends are often spent without getting into “normal” clothes
^you two, inside all weekend.
2. There is a third person in your relationship – and their name is Netflix
And they are sound.
3. You have a go-to takeaway that has always been there for you
They are probably well aware of your weekly spice bag side order preference, which is a bonus.
4. And you have a disciplined rota based on whose turn it is to go and collect it at the door
*opens up mental calendar*
“It’s your turn to collect it tonight.”
5. One of you always suggests to go for a walk on a Saturday morning
6. And then you both just decide against because bed=comfy
7. When booking a holiday, you instinctively look for a hotel with a spa
Because it needs to be made even more relaxing.
8. You always look for credit when you do the simplest of household chores
“LOOK! I just put the bins out.”
9. Daytime naps are embraced as a normal part of your relationship
Sleep.
10. Doing “nothing” together is a legitimate idea for an evening
“What should we do tonight then?”
“Ah, nothing?”
“YES.”
11. When discussing what to cook for dinner, both of you are just waiting for the other to suggest ordering pizza
You don’t want to be the one that always suggests it, but it’s SO much easier.
12. Getting invited somewhere as a couple midweek is both a blessing and a curse
Blessing: social occasion with friends.
Curse: it’s not bed.
13. Because you have to make up an excuse why you can’t make it
Creative excuse-making is when you are at your best as a couple.
14. When you do go out you have a code signal for when you should just bail home and chill out
15. Because deep down you know that being the lazy couple is just the best, and that’s where you belong
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