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It’s a tag that attaches to their collar, and emits different sounds and vibrations when you control it with an iPhone app. Just let them out the front door and walk them in circles from the sofa.
Monday 25 November, 2024
Monday 25 November, 2024
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14 essential products for terminally lazy people
1. These special glasses for watching TV while literally horizontal
2. This extendo-arm so you don’t have to bend over for the bog roll
3. This laptop stand for watching movies and browsing Facebook in bed
4. This motorised ice-cream twirler so you don’t have to turn your 99
Just stick your tongue out and let the motor take the strain.
5. This robot beer fridge that also opens and pours your beer
6. This iPhone arm to avoid the effort of holding your phone off the ground
7. This foot pedal to auto-lift the toilet seat for you
Never bend down again, EVER.
8. This device that genuinely lets you remote-control your dog
It’s a tag that attaches to their collar, and emits different sounds and vibrations when you control it with an iPhone app. Just let them out the front door and walk them in circles from the sofa.
9. This combined TV remote and beer opener
10. This ‘Baby Mop’ that cleans your floors when your baby crawls around
Is it about time SOMEONE started pulling their weight around here? Problem solved.
11. This motorised spaghetti twirler
Enough said.
12. This robot bed that literally makes itself
13. This trouser accessory so you don’t have to get your phone out of your pocket
AND you can use it surreptitiously in restaurants
14. And this office tie that inflates into a pillow, for snoozing on the job
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