1. The Leaving Cert results night is an annual tradition like no other
Well, actually it’s like many Irish traditions. But unlike St Patrick’s Day, everyone over 18 stays in their houses out of pure fear.
2. The poor people tasked with working on that fateful night prepare themselves
3. Meanwhile, adults hunker down and prepare for the worst
4. People throw apocalyptic metaphors about
5. And woe betide you if you mistakenly head out for a ‘quiet one’
6. Whole areas are overrun by students on the sesh
7. Fifth Year students are warned not to overstep this boundary
8. And cheeky Transition Year students won’t be tolerated, either
9. By no account are you to talk points
That’s just rude.
10. Unless you really can’t believe your luck
11. Leaving Cert results night is a night of glamour
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