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Someone has made a Lego strip club set and it's a certified childhood ruiner

So long, innocence.

CITIZEN BRICK, MAKERS of unofficial Lego sets, have finally given the people what they need. A Lego strip club.

Yes, the politely-named ‘Citizen Brick Center for Performing Arts’ is definitely not one for the kids’ Christmas stocking, but we can’t help but be impressed all the same.

The set comes with a few strippers and seedy looking men with questionable chest hair, as well as a DJ, pole, LED lights and a few wads of cash to make it RAIN.

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According to the Citizen Brick website, Foxy Blox is a “place where dreamers can dream, and dancers can dance. And dream. And also dance”.

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JUST what the world needed.

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That amazing Lego note from the 1970s appears to be legit>

Chocolate Lego is now a delicious, delicious thing>

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