EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, DailyEdge.ie rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt – from the top to the very bottom.

Lena Dunham’s dog has bitten her on the arse, but she says he’s not vicious. 

The Girls creator posted a picture on Instagram yesterday which showed her blood-stained underwear after her dog Lamby bit her.

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She’s now deleted the image after coming in for criticism (most notably from Gawker, which said she wasn’t fit to own the animal).

Dunham has now posted a serious of explanatory tweets about the incident:

Seriously, read the Gawker piece. Someone in there has a Lena Dunham voodoo doll made of hair and spit and they’re not afraid to use it.

Rihanna has run out of clothes. 

Her stylist has told the New York Times that they’ve already “used up all of the the fall/winter lines” on various red carpets, events, tours and music videos.

Someone call the UN. Surely this tragedy can’t go on.

Shortly afterwards this dress was incinerated, lest anyone should dare to ever wear it again. Dennis Van Tine Dennis Van Tine

Kimye have set a record for the most liked Instagram photo ever.

Kim posted a picture from the pair’s wedding on the image sharing site three days ago, and it’s already up to nearly 2 million ‘likes’.

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And yet our photos of overpriced brunches and cats asleep flounder unnoticed. Where’s the justice?

Here’s Pip, the DailyEdge.ie cat, with a cone of shame and wooden spoon.

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And the rest of the day’s celebrity dirt…

• Uma Thurman and Quentin Tarantino are going out and we just can’t (DailyEdge.ie)
• Angelina Jolie‘s son Maddox has a girlfriend (Daily Mail)
• Rosanna Davison is getting married in Ibiza this weekend. Insert lame Lady in White joke here (Independent.ie)
• Gwyneth Paltrow is under fire for comparing fame to war (LA Times)
• Lawyers have been called in about that leaked One Direction drugs video (3am)

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