SOMETIMES, IT’S EASY to dwell on your regrets.
So just remember…
1. You’re not the person who forgot to take the pizza off the chopping board
2. You’re not the girl who accidentally became a major supermarket chain’s brand ambassador
3. Or the one who bought an IKEA chair to make at home
4. You’re not the guy who wanted to become a banter master
5. You’re not the guy who went through a serious Argyle sock phase, and has to live with the consequences
6. You’re not this home beauty victim
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7. You’re not the guy who left his swimming pool filling overnight
8. Or the teacher who set this test for a class of young kids
9. You’re not the person whose job it was to come up with names for toy monster trucks, and only managed this
10. You’re not the guy who didn’t believe in electric fences
11. Or the journalist who wrote this report
12. You’re not this lady who made several incompatible choices
13. You’re not this chef
14. You’re not the graphic designer who didn’t understand milk
15. You’re not the person who needed dinner advice for their niece’s birthday party
16. You’re not the person with a tattoo that gets wronger the more you look at it
17. And you’re not… this.
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