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The London Fire Brigade are tweeting people's mortifying sex incidents

Fifty Shades of Morto.

Feb 13th 2015, 7:20 PM 6,043 Views 2 Comments

WELL, THIS IS awkward. Unless you live under a rock, you’ll have noticed that the world has gone Fifty Shades of Grey mad.

The bondage-heavy movie was released today and emergency services are already seeing copy cats. B&Q could prepare for the demand in equipment, but they can’t control what people use them for.

The London Fire Brigade have noticed a particular increase in incidents perhaps encouraged by the book’s content, so they’ve started a Twitter campaign called Fifty Shades of Red in the hopes it prevents people from getting into ‘sticky situations’.

A few of their recent statistics and call-outs are, er, eye-opening.

We said our #FiftyShadesofRed incidents would go up. Yesterday, we removed another penis ring http://t.co/r4Mu5pPbSX pic.twitter.com/W0veIJQbwn
— London Fire Brigade (@LondonFire) February 13, 2015

Source: London Fire Brigade/Twitter

A man putting his tackle in a vacuum was just one of our #FiftyShadesofRed jobs #BritishSexPositions #prayforHenry pic.twitter.com/IecVarLghs
— London Fire Brigade (@LondonFire) February 13, 2015

Source: London Fire Brigade/Twitter

A woman rang after her husband was locked in a titanium chastity belt. Keep those keys handy! #fiftyshadesofred http://t.co/r4Mu5pxAun
— London Fire Brigade (@LondonFire) February 12, 2015

Source: London Fire Brigade/Twitter

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.@AnnSummersPR say sales are up due to #FiftyShades. It could explain this! #FiftyShadesofRed http://t.co/r4Mu5pPbSX pic.twitter.com/P75snXEP0H
— London Fire Brigade (@LondonFire) February 13, 2015

Source: London Fire Brigade/Twitter

We’re not giving the location but he's fine if a little bit sore. We used these to get it off #FiftyShadesofRed 2/3 pic.twitter.com/AkIPJht9q6
— London Fire Brigade (@LondonFire) February 12, 2015

Source: London Fire Brigade/Twitter

YEOUCH

We couldn't do #FiftyShadesofRed without mentioning the man who put his penis in a toaster http://t.co/r4Mu5pPbSX pic.twitter.com/sd7oKEfTfW
— London Fire Brigade (@LondonFire) February 12, 2015

Source: London Fire Brigade/Twitter

Stay safe out there.

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