EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, the Daily Edge rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt – from the top to the very bottom.

#MALCOOOLM!: Jane Kaczmarek – the mam from Malcolm In The Middle – will be appearing in the final series of Breaking Bad with Bryan Cranston, aka megalomaniac meth dealer Walter White, aka her former mild-mannered screen husband. Which makes it officially a MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE REUNION!

For further confirmation, we look to Dean Norris, aka Hank…

(via Buzzfeed)

We have just one question: Is there any way we can get Dewey involved? Please?

Look at his little face. (TAMMIE ARROYO/AFF/EMPICS Entertainment)

#I’LL BE READY: Not content with being a massive pop star and basically spending her whole life taking her clothes off on Instagram, apparently Rihanna wants to be on Baywatch now.

FOREEEVVER AND AAAALWAYS, I’M ALLLWAYS HEEEEERE….

But here’s the question: Can you run while holding one of those silly float things up the in air? (Instagram)

#RESEARCH: Scott Disick – the ridiculous boyfriend off of Keeping Up With The Kardashians – has been discussing some details of a typical day in his difficult life. We’ve picked out some highlights from his feature in Haute Living:

12 noon: My biggest choice of the day is the wristwatch. If the day is professional [...] I will wear what I feel to be the most successful of my watches: a Patek Phillipe. If my day seems more relaxed I will just wear a Rolex.

12.30pm: Another hard decision comes to hand: picking the right vehicle for the day. If its a nice day and the sun is out, I will take my Rolls Royce Drophead Convertible.

8.30pm: I love to get a little internet time to research luxurious items such as cars and watches and private planes and boats.

Scott Disick. It’s not known whether he is wearing the most successful of his watches in this image. (AJM/EMPICS Entertainment)

#HULKAWAITAMINUTE: Hulk Hogan is, um, well now, how can we say this. Proud of his daughter. Yes. This isn’t creepy at all.

But hey. As TMZ points out, it’s not as bad as that time he rubbed suntan lotion on her buttocks.

And the rest of the day’s dirt…

• Victoria Beckham went to a chipper for dinner. She looked a little out of place. (The Sun)
• Katie Price’s latest marriage might be in trouble already… after 11 days. (Mirror)
• Prince Harry celebrated his return home by going to a massive house party, natch. (Telegraph)
• Justin Bieber is sad, and not just because of his trousers. (Celebuzz)
• Zayn Malik’s kiss-and-tell girl has had the usual slew of death threats from angry Directioners, who want his horrible hair all to themselves. (Mirror)