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Women are imagining how male authors might describe them, and it is absolute gold

“Wow, she thought, my legs are so long. Her breasts jounced their agreement.”

Apr 3rd 2018, 7:23 PM 4,915 Views 6 Comments

LOOK, IT’S BEEN the Mondayest Tuesday of all time, and absolutely no one needs a laugh more than you right now.

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Thankfully, Twitter is on hand to provide you with one.

It all kicked off when podcast host, Whit Reynolds, challenged her listeners to create a description of themselves they think a male author might conjure of them.

Unsurprisingly, there was much focus on the aesthetic, with most contributors focusing on the physical attributes their character may (or may not) boast.

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The imaginings have been rolling in for days, and honestly, there are some pure gems to be found.

We mean, take a look at some of these…

tw2 Source: lucyprebblish/Twitter

tw1 Source: say_shannon/Twitter

tw3 Source: shannonpurser/Twitter

twt Source: eveewing/Twitter

tw4 Source: shannoncoulter/Twitter

jash Source: icehockeystick/Twitter

PastedImage-47529 Source: sarahcpr/Twitter

Never change, ladies.

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Women are imagining how male authors might describe them, and it is absolute gold