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Women are imagining how male authors might describe them, and it is absolute gold

“Wow, she thought, my legs are so long. Her breasts jounced their agreement.”

LOOK, IT’S BEEN the Mondayest Tuesday of all time, and absolutely no one needs a laugh more than you right now.

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Thankfully, Twitter is on hand to provide you with one.

It all kicked off when podcast host, Whit Reynolds, challenged her listeners to create a description of themselves they think a male author might conjure of them.

Unsurprisingly, there was much focus on the aesthetic, with most contributors focusing on the physical attributes their character may (or may not) boast.

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The imaginings have been rolling in for days, and honestly, there are some pure gems to be found.

We mean, take a look at some of these…

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tw1 say_shannon / Twitter say_shannon / Twitter / Twitter

tw3 shannonpurser / Twitter shannonpurser / Twitter / Twitter

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Never change, ladies.

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